Your definition of shitty is pretty shitty. I do not think this word means what you think it means.

Exactly, I don’t think it’s peculiar to hockey, parents are just the worst. And don’t know if it’s worse to come from a place like you do, or where I do. Hockey is a newer phenomenon here in the mid-atlantic US, growing like gangbusters which is great. But it means a lot of the parents and even coaches don’t have a…

It’s nearly criminal that no one has linked to this video.

That is good work right there. I have three kids who have played for several years and so I spend a lot of time in the scorer’s table, running the clock or on the scoresheet. Probably sat through hundreds of games at this point and seen a lot of ref-coach and ref-player interaction up close, and talk to a lot of the…

Soooo ... Tortilla Coast then??

Whoa. Yeah. I take it all back about the Rangers being soft about defending Lundquist. Kreider, what a beast and what a “bludgeoning.” Cody Eakin will NEVER do that again.

Deserved better? That may be the strongest waive off in the history of waive offs. You’re not gonna get much better than that. Adjust your expectations a little maybe?

Wow. Did you confuse this write up with an obituary assignment? Or are you Canadian and I just don’t know that. Maybe it reads better in its original German writing??

I don’t think you know where the crotchal region is.

Oh. OK. I guess if that’s all I saw I’d be unimpressed too.

Is it? What do you look for in a highlight reel from a 5'6" HS senior prospect, I’m curious? Seems coaches from Villanova, Miami (committed), Notre Dame, Georgetown, VCU and Virginia Tech, who all offered him scholarships, were just a tad more impressed than you.  

My friends and I messed with cars in a more harmless, if terrifying way.

“Meh. Everyone knows tall college guys can slash and dunk.” — 5'6" Chris Lykes, HS Senior at Gonzaga College High School in DC

Well I guess we should just agree to drink to that.

Oh I don’t disagree with you. But it’s a kind of “out of the Crazy Pan and into the Fire and Brimstone” situation. And I won’t say he’s not bright, but in Congress, speaking from very first hand accounts, he often had a very hard time grasping why his brand of crazy ideas just weren’t workable. Couldn’t see the…

Yeah, but then the joke’s REALLY on America. Because then we get President Mike Pence. And that guy actually believes in stuff, and it’s pretty terrible stuff.

Everyone eats the shells of peanuts. Everyone who is AN ANIMAL!!!!

Shots fired!

yeah, I know. But I think the Jezzies will be torn here. I don’t know, I could be wrong but I was willing to risk these chips to see those cards.

JEEEAAAAHHHHH BRUH!!!!