I think for me it’s the Miracle on Ice 1980 Olympic hockey team. Not just because of the gold medal though. I liked hockey a lot growing up, but I grew up just outside of DC, so ice hockey wasn’t an option. As kids, we played a TON of street hockey with tennis balls and “nets” in the street. Until we had to move them.…

’The motherfucker did I just spend the last 12 seconds on?!?!?

He should spend less time splitting legal hairs and more time researching the term “douche nozzle.” Or just pass by a mirror.

You wrote a lot of great words up there, and I thank you for sharing your personal story. But I thank you the most for penning this glorious, perfect sentiment. It needed to be shared nowhere in this world more than on Kinja.

HOLEEE SHIT. This is a thing? It’s too hard to log into amazon, click on your orders and reorder stuff? Does this come with the motorized rascal to wheel you from couch to couch because walking is too hard, or is that extra?

HOLEEE SHIT. This is a thing? It’s too hard to log into amazon, click on your orders and reorder stuff? Does this…

Non-Soccerist here. Honest question, no snark or agenda. Does Soccer need to consider altering the ball a la baseball? I mean that shot is amazing (simple answer: NO! The goalie saved it!) as was Messi against US in Copa. I don’t watch much, but I really do enjoy when I do. But have too many players mastered the…

Holy shit. 1000% chance of future sayer of “shhhhh ... it’ll be over soon ...”

On Russian Kinja, website ask YOU for cleaning solution.

On Russian Kinja, website ask YOU for cleaning solution.

“make these host countries build all this bullshit” ????

But you didn’t answer, WHERE DOES IT EVEN SAY THAT??? Soooo .... checkmate.

everybody loses in that race.

I’m just going to say it. This man is a thief. And he is solely to blame for that day the Tin Man got rusted in the rain. Jerk.

Hi, technical question here. If someone where to read this content and watch those bat flips, and then unconsciously throw a baseball at that guy’s image on the laptop screen, is there a way to fix the display to read better after that? Asking for a friend who can’t write ...

Pro sports are a joke when it comes to concussions. This is not at all hard to do, professional sports are just choosing not to do it, and obviously they have HUGE financial incentives to keep the players in the game. This was an easy case last night, maybe the simplest of all to trigger a response. You see head…

Or .... OR, maybe the other way around!! Didja even think of that?!

Lying under oath where he was being questioned about consensual sex. So we’re back to that I guess.

announcer: “that’s just a play on the basketball ...”

I’ve stopped (momentarily) railing about this stupidity. I’m now convinced we’re witnessing the results of some bet that involves a twist on the Meow game to see how many times a writer can get the word “dong” into text of a story without meaning male junk. Hopefully it’s just a Summer game.

What is a dong?