They’re all stupid looking! And this ....

“Good contract.”

Caps fan here. I really hope Laughton is ok. That was terrifying to watch. I watched this play many times because I know Carlson has never been a dirty hitter, and I really like his play as a D man, but it looked close in real time. Slow it down and you see what happens. Watch the top video in 0.25 speed in full…

I don’t have any idea what I just saw there. But I want more.

You left out this gem. Pre-game moment of silence to honor Ed Snider. “FUCK YOU CAPS!” screamed during that moment. Good one. Klassy.

This is what I came here to say. I should have patented spin chill in college, I guess, because we “discovered” this method is the best. You don’t even need that whole barrel or cooler. Get a bowl big enough to hold 10 - 20 ice cubes, maybe a salad bowl. Lay your beer flat on top of that layer of ice and then just one…

Bad art work. That’s Dippin Dots, not soft serve in that picture.

They should think about writing them down.

Yeah, I was wondering who exactly decided that Dick Vitale would make a good Ambassador to the world for college basketball. Also, before Vitale got all gooey over Villanova and the Main Line, did you catch that ACC butthurt sentiment that came out first? “They gotta check this .... the officials have to check this to…

We’re gonna listen to Philly fans complain about cheap/dirty play? That’s rich. Every game with Philly is like this. Every game. And while Chimera’s shot was a cheap one, that was pretty tame and definitely some flop added to the end, and if you know anything about Chimera’s game you know that he doesn’t start that…

I’d almost like as much a suspension for the sales job by Keith of what was supposed to look like a slew foot that he was apparently retaliating for. I had to watch that several times to realize that the MN player with one hand on his stick couldn’t have mustered the strength to create the leg/knee kick there. It’s…

Way to go Georgia. You know when the NFL says, “Um guys, you’re out of touch with reality on this one,” man have you everloving fornicated with the pooch. Oh wait, sorry, is that covered by the law too? I mean, only missionary’ed with the missus in a dark room while just silently whispering “oh dear oh dear oh dear.”

Honestly, this may be the dumbest, not actually anti-semetic thing I’ve heard in a long time. There are plenty of terrible, anti-semetic people out there who deserve derision. I really don’t think it’s necessary to invent some out of some dumb HS sports game chant.

Catchy. I think I recognize that tune. Is that downloaded from Muzak’s “Aggressive Trombone” Channel?

I already knew that watching wrasslin’ isn’t my thing, but I had no idea what the potential for reasons might include. I have no idea what I just saw there.

They actually make devices that accomplish this same thing that are a lot safer. If you’ve ever been to PT for something that requires core strengthening, you may be familiar. Looks something like this picture.

Therefore, it’s OK that he took that $41 million from the Redskins. The Danny was stoopid enough to make the deal, but Fat Albert didn’t think twice about taking that money and running. To quote former teammate Chris Cooley on the subject, “It was about a terrible decision to bring in an awful human being into an…

Dave, I just wrote a long rant in response to this long story. And deleted it. I’ll just say I think you told one side of a story here and left out an awful lot of relevant stuff. Maybe just boil it down to this: do you think the areas the stadiums in DC have been built (all with city money, right Dave?) in are better…

Love that the announcers say, “I don’t think there’s ever been a Duke guard that hasn’t heard what he’s hearing right now ....” Yeah, I bet that’s probably wrong. Hilarious. Just another forgettable but eminently hatable Biff Duke guard. They cut away, but I’m guessing he slapped the floor between FTs.