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Oh man either get a snowblower or don’t. I live just outside DC in Northern VA and we don’t need it very often but this year is a pretty good example of when you do. And if you have pre-maturely old guy back like I do and any amount of driveway/sidewalk, combined with terrible snow removal on the streets, it’s worth

Oh man either get a snowblower or don’t. I live just outside DC in Northern VA and we don’t need it very often but

These guys are both fun to watch skate and play. They are amazing at creating chances and should be a treat for years to come. That said, I thought both of these goals were pretty meh. First one, yes, he created the chance and got to the net, and that was fantastic. After that, I think you can only call that goalie’s

Yeah, I’m gonna truther this in a different way: here’s a guy who just want to take his pants off. Please take a look a the water level in that hazard. The banks are down and exposed by what, 2 1/2 feet? Down so much so that all the drainage pipes that feed that water are all completely exposed? Please, that’s as

Oh my god, I’m so inadequate. I measured just a hair under 9. But then the really bad news, that was my left, non-dominant hand. I measured my right and it’s only like 8 3/8. I’m also a freak!!!!! GAHHHH.

It is and you’re right. The puck is spinning outward, away from net, lands on its side and just rolls. Crazy illusion. And I agree, the fact that he double hit this thing in and out is nuts. But that it lands in goalie’s center back from the vantage and doesn’t go in is just as shocking!

GODDAMMIT MOM I SAID DON’T HAVE ANOTHER CHARDONNAY!!

I like that in the corners of this gym, you can see all the banquet tables stacked, just waiting for them to put the bleachers away so they can set up for the wedding reception that will be here next.

Umm, excuse me? He said “really USEFUL” chinaman. So that's actually a pretty nice complement. Maybe don't take things out of context to prove whatever PC agenda points you're trying for next time.

That's so weird. Floor Slap Guy is usually the best player on the floor. He's almost never just a guy who just had one play that he's blowing wildly out of proportion. Weird

I had to look up the word hagiography. #trueconfessions

Wrong. Even if you stipulate that he was concussed, what then? He gets a free pass for anything he does in the moments that follow? Concussions are not the same as temporary insanity, it’s not a defense.

Coach calling him out like that is pretty ridiculous. And yeah, as mentioned here already, tough stretch and coaches go to strange extremes at times like this. But hard to see how this one helps inspire anyone, especially Subban.

Oh man. Just fuck you in the earhole, ok? I generally don’t watch these gruesome injury videos because I don’t want to see an ankle or a knee bend wrong. And especially in kids. For some reason, I violated this rule and watched this thing that is just short of a child snub film. I’m really glad she was ok, but that

In today’s edition of queer phrases soccerists use to describe actions or occurrences during sporting events, we offer you “keepy-uppy....”

Wow. 17 saves. Montreal really threw everything they had at the guy who did play. And he still let 2 in! It’s cool they let this guy suit up, but they probably just as easily could have put a couple of tires in the net or one of those practice shooting with the holes in the corners and achieved the same save

Johnson may be a dick (ha) and clearly throws the elbow around, but my man with the headband (shouldn’t you be on a soccer pitch, bruh?) is pretty clearly faking/overselling too. He all but winked when he went to the bench covering his face. Also, Mr. Commissioner, sweet powder blue blazer in a hipster cut.

Stone is getting closer to getting thrown out of basketball every day with this kind of thing. It’s for the best, so he can get on to his obvious natural calling, based on his name: porn. First film is almost certainly Diamond Stone in Rock Hard.

You wouldn’t have to be able to hear anything that went on if you could see whether parents went into the ref room or not. If they even approached the ref after the game, let alone confronted them in their changing room, most hockey clubs (not even the refs association) would have a HUGE problem with that alone. You

Oh wait, I get it. You’re saying all that stuff that isn’t actually true. So it will be funny. Clever, and not overdone at all.