These are not the droids you’re looking for.

heh heh. “firm.” heh heh.

Hey. Dandy. That’s not how you say CON-troh-vehr-see.

Posted to acknowledge the sheer stupidity of HS kids (me and my sister) who think they know how to “get away with it.” My sister and I were two years apart in HS. Our parents went away for the weekend and we agreed to each pick a night to have a “party.” We weren’t nuts, that really meant 8 or 10 friends and…

OK, I buy that. But what if you were paid $5M/year to work in that cubicle and do whatever crap you did. And 3 times a week, someone came by and had 60 seconds to ask you three questions about how your stapler works and what kind of efficiency are you getting out of binder clips and why don’t you sharpen your pencils…

Yeah I’m mixed on this kind of stuff. It is very entertaining to hear the straight no BS calling out of goofy interviewing in-game requirements. I think baseball does this the worst, as an aside. On the other hand, the league does this crap because they think people like it and it’s part of how they market their…

Wow, that girl

1. What in the name of unholy fiber are you feeding that dog?! Just stop it.

Um, bruh? You got a mouse in your pocket??

So ... you’re saying he’s getting $15 million. Over some period. From someone. OK. Totally different. Poor fella. GoFundMe set up yet? I’d like to help out.

Tell me more about this “search feature” you speak of. I’m intrigued.

Piss is sterile? Are you fucking mad? Do I have to be scared of piss not to want yours on me? Look man. We have this whole goddamned sewage system in the developed world meant to away with such things as your piss. And it is truly an impressive feat of engineering that you and others are, well, frankly pissing all…

I disagree.

One of the coldest 10 minutes of my life was spent trying to walk/run/skate across the parking lot of The Ralph from one of the nearby academic buildings to get into the arena. It had iced the night before and I was dressed for a business meeting, not winter. The wind howled, I tried to get across that parking lot as…

It shoulda been the Red Peckers. Anyone who’s been drunk and hungry late night in Grand Forks late night knows this.

Except that no one familiar with the University of North Dakota would refer to it as ND, they would call it UND. So, I guess the asshole is on the other foot, dontchaknow.

No objections. Exceptions that prove the rule. You don’t have to be a hero to rescue the animals, just don’t be one of the animals.

So I wouldn’t feel that bad about letting the yellow mellow,

That cop appears to have the drawstring from some old sweatpants handy to “cuff” him.