I’ve lived in MD/DC/VA my whole life. I’ll just say you’re flat out wrong and must not get out enough. If you can’t find a hole in the wall gin joint you’re not looking. There are plenty in the city and all the areas around. News flash: the food/bev split onus is on the restaurant, not the customer. Don’t want to eat?…

Someone else may remember this better, because I’ve tried many times to brain bleach that out of my head. But I would almost swear that I remember that not only did they run this putrid play, but they did so after first setting it up once, having a time out called, and then going ahead and setting up again and running…

If this guy is “out” with Detroit, is America a little better or a little worse? I honestly can’t decide. The dedication to the Lions, the outfit, the Simba hat, he’s got the perfect straight man. I just do not know.

I feel like I’m TRON trying to figure out how I’m in the world around me is what it is right now. (No not that fucking TRON, the original low-tech one that made any sense, you hipster!).

Oh for fuck’s sake. Unwritten rules crap is the the stupidest thing in sports since the terms for stuff that soccerists have for things that happen during games. So just to recap, TX scores a run on a fluke play, which is then wrongly called dead on the field. Several TX guys give the palms out “what for” signal like…

I guess I was one of the 60-some that read the first column. It was very good! I have three kids who play hockey, only the oldest one is at the point of really stinking but oh my damn hockey stank is awful. I have to mouth breathe on the way home from practices and games. Some days, my kids practice before school, and…

Wait just a danged minute. How does one get a fried shrimp going at 80 mph?!

How do I start a GoFundMe account to hire a legal team to forcibly require him to remove that ridiculous facial hair? It is a public menace that can go unchecked no longer.

I never look at these videos. I NEVER look at these videos. WHY IN THE UNHOLY FUCK DID I LOOK AT THIS VIDEO?!?!

yeah, I’m not so sure. I really hated Gilbert for ruining what was a pretty fun team to watch back then. I’m not much of an NBA fan but I enjoyed watching that team with Gilbert. And then he wrecked it. Or at least that’s how it felt. But this is the most credible and sympathetic he’s ever seemed on these events to…

OK. Are we all just going to sit here and pretend if that bear dropped his chill factor a few notches, backed up and straight ran that he couldn’t make that jump? Oh BULLSHIT. One day soon, coming to this zoo show:

Dude. You gotta make some changes in your life.

and the other literally cried himself to sleep naked in the bathtub with shit drizzling out of his butthole

THAT’s how you gluttony!!!! You’re not a peace corps volunteer, you’re a fucking soulja!!! Good story!

The fuck is ESPN FC? Twice in two days I’ve seen this. Several different ESPN tv channels? Fine. Multiple ESPN website names? No. Overruled.

You can’t turn around in a tunnel. They don’t work that way.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!”

One guy in this story earned the fuck out of his paycheck this season despite the team’s disappointing performance. One guy contributed significantly to the disappointment. And, all by himself, called attention to that distinction today. Atta boy, you deserve yourself.

But this treadmill, was it a nice treadmill? Like maybe one with a book rack on it and the kind that does terrain changes and such? Because that’s a nice treadmill. So, maybe let’s not jump to judge here.

Papelmal.