Florida. Klassy. You can cut it with a knife.

This is not what I thought “double bagging” it meant at all.

This is pretty disgusting and sounds like textbook manipulative behavior, which makes it more terrifying that this guy is ever around kids. Legal question for anyone who could shed light: it sounds like she’s violating a confidentiality agreement attached to a financial settlement, and saying consequences be damned.…

I want to thank you for posting that, I do. But I fear I am dumber for having read it. And yet, I could not stop.

Do you see how prepared this guy was though? He had on some kind of sparring gloves or something. Totally legit.

You think he’s upset now? Wait till he gets the law suit from Dan Snyder! Skins have owned injury celebration since GUS FREROTTE!

You know what? That makes a lot more sense now that you explain that. I always wondered why baseballs and hockey pucks are handed out like XXX flyers on the vegas strip, but footballs were treated like they are made of solid gold. It’s a more expensive ball, sure, but chrissakes it’s the NFL who makes and has more…

Yeah but, ummmm, hey Houston? Whatcha gonna do with those field trays if you’re not using them anymore? Asking for a friend.

After about 10 years, I quit being a season ticket holder to an NFL team last season. This kind of scene, which anyone who has walked out of an NFL game in the last 10 years can attest, happens almost every game. I didn’t want to be around it anymore, I sure didn’t want to bring my young kids around it (made that…

This is excellent. I like how this team’s fans cheer for their guys at the end of a game. Also, Ass Truck. That’s a thing. I don’t know what it is, but its name and ad placement are spectacular.

That was foul.

Oh my god. And in front of DOZENS of people too. The humanity.

Uber’s words sound a bit hollow given the volume of troublesome incidents that have plagued the company

Also, I’m admittedly not a Soccerist, but I’m pretty sure if you’re the goalie and you’re chasing behind the guy with the ball — in sluggish conditions — no matter how wide you put your hands out in that goalie stance, you might not be in A Position.

Ohhhh science jokes.

No. They are not decent looking shoes. For an ANY-year old.

I don’t know what language that dad is speaking, but I now know how to say “Fucking Cunt!” in it.

Hold on folks, I speak dipshit and can translate. He says, roughly — his is a dialect long discarded by society, so it’s not exact — “Hi y’all. I’m Mike. With stuff wut is gross and whatnot? That ain’t right. And legal stuff and so forth? It don’t matter.”

Dammit. You forced me to star a Genesis song. I confess. I loved that shit in my middle school and high school years. I totally awkward white guy slow-danced/half tried to get a little groove on with some extremely medium chicks to that song. Which got me no where at all. But Phil Collins .... go ahead with your long…