I’ve never really “gotten” German music videos.

(Rats are described as having the same smell as cats, only not as bad.)

Ohhhh, that sounds SOOOOOO good. You sound like 18 year old me. “I will NEVER let my kids do .....”

The converse of this can be just as maddening. I have a young daughter that still likes just getting pasta with butter and cheese as her go to order out meal. She wants it plain. Three ingredients: pasta, butter, cheese. HARD STOP. I tell wait staff this all the time, that if it’s got anything else on the plate, it’s…

Fuck’s sake. Has India discovered fire or the wheel yet?

What the hell are burning gem stones?! They have a fire with like rubies and emeralds in it???

Wow. I spend a lot of time around youth sports and you see this guy ALL THE TIME. “Hey, your son/daughter really played great today.” “*groan* he/she was really dragging and just didn’t do enough. Left so many chances out there. I don’t know what’s wrong with him/her.” I never considered this could extend to…

Great. Nerds with guns now. Even YOU have to agree you overshot here, NRA. Who will think of the real gun nuts?? Fuck’s sake.

Yeah, but .... lunch is NOT free at the Capitol for “Congress” or anyone else. S0. Whaddya think about THAT John?

Terrence, I got some of the way through the first of these. First thought: wow, that sounds quite delicious. Next reality based thought: I am drunk ass hungry and I am sauté’ing in one pan, boiling to al dente in another, and then broiling some shit all together ... without starting a fire?? Come on dude. My mouth is…

Can it be used on a golf course? You see, I’m white. And apparently, by definition, as a golfer, I am also classist and racist and probably Buddhist or something else -ist that I just can’t remember. I’ll pay more if so.

Can it be used on a golf course? You see, I’m white. And apparently, by definition, as a golfer, I am also classist…

golf is a classist and racist and sexist and bullshit sport and how actually fuck that it’s not even a sport

Suggestion: based on the assortment of music the previous owner liked on the reg in this changer, that person was clearly a serial murderer. If you could go ahead and put that lip balm with the hair into a ziploc bag for us, we’re going to need that for evidence.

So Damprid is a desiccant, which is just a big word for something that soaks up or removes moisture. You often see these in leather things or shoes or clothes you buy in some little packet that I guess might look about the size of a sugar packet, so they always say DO NOT EAT on them. As if.

OK, hold up. I got some kinda pep band over here where half the kids’ instruments appear to be incomplete beer bongs and we’re gonna talk about the little fella with ADHD? I don’t think so. Elephant in the room, folks.

Damprid is one of my favorite products. The hanger version works great in cars that have gotten wet inside. It’s the only way to get rid of that smell! My only grip on Damp Rid is that they seem to have eliminated the little pouch one that I used for throwing into hockey bags. It wasn’t perfect, and I know you’ve…

I am definitely going to get a dash cam. Right after I finally get a drone. But first I need to get some of those home security cameras.

I am definitely going to get a dash cam. Right after I finally get a drone. But first I need to get some of those…

It’s ok! It’s National Hot Dog Day. You’re still good!

It’s ok! It’s National Hot Dog Day. You’re still good!