Ugh. I used to work for an organization that Blackburn belongs to. She is so fucking batshit crazy.

OMG that looks just like my sweet kitty (RIP)! She would’ve made the same amazing face after eating ice cream.

At a job years ago:

Who has time for this shit?

This is my favorite Ina meme.

Dear God, I NEED this whole look. And I’m already married.

I’m having a rage stroke reading this.

As a child, my parents were separated for a period, and my mom had a restraining order on my dad. He had to pick us up/drop us off at another location. He was also seeing another woman with a bratty kid. One weekend I refused to go with him because I didn’t want to see that woman…

Between caring for my convalescing from a foot surgery Mr. Bourbon and crawling speed demon Toddler Bourbon, making ALL THE MUFFINS.

Four Roses Bourbon. It’s been a long week.

Try baby led weaning instead of purees. My 1 year old eats lo mein, saag paneer, nearly every green vegetable, duck, fish, fancy cheese, etc. He’s not a big fan of “kid” foods like PB or muffins, but he’ll eat a little.

Harpoon in Boston Logan is always good for beer and pretzels.

This.

I’m this lady in sentiment.

This! I can’t shop there because I’d be like a -4. I had a few cute basics from 10 years ago, but I’ve been vanity sized out.

I got a UTI days before flying to Italy.

This gif is everything. As a tiny child, I was obsessed with the Sesame Street aliens. So OF COURSE I loved The X-Files.

Death grips. They all have death grips.

I beg to differ. While he is easy on the eyes, Tom will always have my heart.