That is exactly why I haven't worn dangly earrings in 7+ months. Now he goes for my glasses.

Can we do this every week? I'm 30 so I should not be out of the loop, but this baby thing kind of puts a damper on my pop culture knowledge...

I kind of need this swimsuit and I'm on the IBTC, but I just see my munchkin going for my boobs and flashing the whole beach.

Ugh. Macy's is full of crap.

You should swirl it, not shake it. Shaking breaks down the good stuff.

I'm happy to share Hozier. We're all members of his church.

Mr. Bourbon is both Irish and plays guitar.

Oh Glen Hansard. Yes.

God, I'm such a stereotype. I would bang the bejeezus out of Hozier. Irish + guitar = YAASSSSSS

ETA that those are feathery poofs. Kate Spade has cute shoes on lock.

WANT.

Good. The only acceptable clear alcohol is gin.

OMG. The seersucker!! If only it has a monogram embroidered somewhere.

Outre all the way!

I got to see him at my first real job working at another Democrat former president's NGO. The Secret Service guys were the ones checking me out though: no party in the rack, just the back.

YES. Orthorexia is how I got on the fun train of anorexia. I was obsessed with eating healthy and working out the recommended amount. ONLY WHOLE GRAINS! LOW CARBS! NO RED MEAT! A BILLION FRUITS AND VEGGIES! ALL THE WATER!

1000 points for your screen name!

I was more terrified of the idea of an epidural than labor. Then I had back labor and was ready to give myself the epidural because HOLY FUCK.