YES! Once I stopped doing that, I stopped getting recurring UTIs that were FUCKING AWFUL. I had to switch antibiotics since Cipro gave me tendonitis and Bacitracin (sp?) was like taking TicTacs.

Billy Idol and Billy Joel name-wise. I had to google Billy Joel as "piano man singer" because I always want to call him Billy Idol.

Sigh...instead of focusing on shades of turquoise, they should learn how to spell. PALETTE!!!! Palette=referring to colors, pallet=wooden thing all over Pinterest, palate=the thing in the mouth part of your face

She's the WORST. I'm still hoping Mary and Tom get together in the end.

This. I can't stand this bullshit. It's already starting in my new parents group. WITH FUCKING 14 MONTH OLDS.

THIS. He's about the only other person lacking that much self-awareness.

This dress!!!!! GIMME.

We had 80 guests at our wedding. The guest list was essentially 21+. I can honestly say that not having my younger cousins running around/not eating the $75 dinner/etc. kept the day a whole lot less stressful and I did not miss them.

The Ariana Grande one made my day.

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I'm pretty sure I was on that flight.

Oh, Oh! I would have been *thisclose* to punching that douchecanoe in the face. Seriously, what the fuck???!!! You are my hero for serving some smack down to that asshat.

Um, Grandma. Perhaps you shouldn't have 10 grand sitting in a drawer. Perhaps a bank might be a more suitable choice?

Does Mariah only wear red now? Or is it just a holiday thing?

Right. But you can go from no signs to HOLY SHIT pretty fast in some cases. Especially if you have a high pain threshold and don't notice early contractions.

Quick labors can happen. Case in point: I went to my 38 week appointment and wasn't dilated and barely effaced. 24 hours later, my water broke. I had no contractions or hint that anything was ready. Granted, I still had no contractions and had to be induced, but you can totally have no signs and WHAM.

Most doctors clear you up to 36 weeks. Sometimes later.

I think so. Most guys never really interact with babies until they have one.

"In the Still of the Night". Because Dirty Dancing is a guilty pleasure amazing movie. Though I did request that "Baby Got Back" be played at some point. We also had polkas and Irish jigs. Skipped the sappy father/daughter and mother/son nonsense.

Hoping your future kiddo is a generally happy one! Baby Bourbon is a happy baby, but for the first few months, Mr. Bourbon was always really hesitant to take him out in public because "what if he starts fussing/crying/is hungry/etc.?". 1.) I'll whip out a boob, 2.) it's okay, babies will fuss.