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Victoria is both so bad and so good. And hot damn, I’d get knocked up by Albert in a hot second.

Aw, dammit. I didn’t know Mercy Street was cancelled. I wanted to know what happens to the fucked up Southern family. And if hot doctor and Boston nurse got together. And I enjoyed British nurse’s drinking and scheming.

I totally wrote a college paper about the medieval version of this. Such a fascinating subject.

$9000 for 9 months of 2 half days at a preschool. I was interested in one until I saw it was $24,000 for the same. Oh Massachusetts.

My 2 year old still uses it as our al fresco chair. We have a Trip Trap for inside that replaces the need for a booster later.

I’m a museum professional. We *used* to have a no photo rule because we had good copyrighted photos of things that you could buy for publications. Now, we’re instituting a no flash and don’t disrupt the tour rule. I think we’re just going to limit it to a few rooms so tours don’t drag on waiting for someone to stop

Spanish rosé at dinner. The tears of my toddler now...

This GIF is everything.

Epic Bible College gets the best name award.

To be fair, some of these are all-women schools like Agnes Scott. The likelihood of a rape happening on campus is lower in those circumstances.

This sounds like my yoga teacher’s dream. She’s a fab teacher but the woo-woo is strong.

Oh Nashville. I miss your nonsense.

I’ve never understood this. At least go find the MCM architecture in Cambridge. Or the graffiti wall in Central Square.

I’d love to have the Bourbonista Endowment for art history scholarships at my alma mater. But that art history degree ain’t making it rain.

Starring for having a museum wing named after your in your dreams.

Nope, skinny long feet. But he has eyelashes and curls for daaaaaaaaaaays so I got something out of the deal.

Baby Bourbon was 0.5% for height to weight at his 1 year appointment so I feel you on skinny kids. He shot up to 30% at 2 because he stopping growing taller so damn fast. Kid grew 2 inches in his first month.

Baby Bourbon never chunked out. I feel cheated out of chubby babydom.

This doesn’t have enough stars.