I NEED THIS DRESS!!

Hershey's chocolate is awful. Gritty, waxy, blech.

NCFOM and Skyfall were equally tragic. Thanks for jogging my foggy memory!

I've only seen 1 of the nominated films, but I'm usually drawn to more Oscar-y films so thoughts:

I enjoyed it, but it was a bit long. It was clever in that characters were conning each other so everything was a facade. Though it took me awhile to connect to the story.

This would be fab for the *many* women who work at small non-profits or are part-time and don't qualify for FMLA.

Yep. If you work at a small non-profit, you're lucky to get any time off for a baby.

All the states I lived in:

This is the shiz!

If there was a plate of pancakes being made while he was styling her hair, I'd be:

Agreed.

An insider at the Royal Christmas celebration (Mr. Carson?)

My crackhead does this without going in circles under the dining table. We call it jungle-gymming.

It's stupid cold in Boston. Or is it wicked cold? I'm not from here. Either way, it's cold enough for the snow to squeak when you walk in it. Wearing a kajillion layers.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

I would totally *jump* on this trend except A.) pregnant and B.) said pregnant belly causes me to pee in coughing or sneezing fits. I'd piss myself within 30 seconds.

I'm that asshole who has a board of shit you can't sit down in purely to mock the nonsense of tunics as dresses phenomenon.

Yep. My arches are high enough that you can see them in certain shoes like ballet flats or heels.