Ugh, mandals. I forgot about those.

I admit that Toms are fugly as hell, but they are like walking on pillows of heaven when you travel a lot and have high arches and a small bank account. Their wedge booties are decent though,

And if you work in a kitchen. It's much easier to rinse butter off a croc than a tennis shoe. Coming from the chick whose tennis shoes have been sitting in the mudroom for 3 months waiting to be washed since I worked in a cupcake bakery.

I guess I'll have to change my Kinja name...

Bro-: bromance, bro-cave, brometheus, broseph, bro-anything

My undergrad theses would be:

I need to be friends with you. I would love to saddle my future children with Hippolyta, Boudicca, Septima Zenobia, Tiberius, Theodosius, or Nikephoros the Logothete.

YASSSSSSS! I convinced Mr. Bourbon that Hieronymus is the best name ever. However, only as a middle name. Our last name starts with an H so it would just be too much awesomeness as a first name.

I love Emmet, Cora, and Liberty.

I'm not sure if I'm sadder due to Curry as a name or the fact that you live in a town where curry doesn't exist.

I feel like this is a sad attempt at outsider art taking on Picasso meets pseudo-Impressionism.

Look, I get that in the excitement of planning (if you like details and shit) that wedding mags/sites/planners can convince you that colors are the end all and be all.

This. I used to live in SC, and sadly this.

Not weird but unusual and I love it: Finian. Finn for short.

Curry? For real?

Bosch paintings are amazing. Trivia for the win.

I like Gray. There are a couple family names that I'm worried are going to be popular.

Olympia is pretty badass. As are many ancient Greek and Roman names. Why hasn't Hieronymus come back? That's fucking fantastic.

Variations on the -ayson and -aden names: Grayson, Paden… Not even Peyton but PADEN.