Bobby please next time post a visual

I AM ALONE RIGHT NOW AND IT IS FUCKING AWESOME. Mr. Coco and Coco Jr. had to go out of town to take care of some stuff, leaving me here alone for ten days. TEN! I have done nothing but read. I have eaten nothing but carrots with hummus, popsicles, and similar foods that involve no more preparation that opening them.…

Parents who clean up after their messy kids in restaurants are the best. Honestly, I never really minded a little extra mess cleaning up after a table of kids, because kids will be kids, but some people seem to think that there’s nothing wrong with making someone else clean up your giant mess.

Yeah, I mean, however deplorable you think someone’s lifestyle is (whether they are poly or actually cheating), it’s not cool to air their dirty laundry. What happened to just hacking your cheating partner’s email, like the good old days?

Doxxing is never okay. It’s amusing to me the people here who think it’s fine to doxx a group that bothers them or that they have a moral problem with.

I agree with this super hard, and I’m married. Good lord, it’s not the only thing worth doing in the world.

How would you feel watching your partner leap up right after you were finished, and try to get rid of your juices as quickly as possible?

I like blonde dude’s chest hair.

Let there never be a day when I am apologizing to a man because I had consensual sex with another man.

Clearly you’ve never been to the University of Iowa.

I wonder what it’s like to know that like half the women who see you on the street would drop to their knees and suck your dick no questions asked. I need that kind of power in my life.

JM: Suck his dick, immediately. I would drop to my knees and gag on it.

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

You need new people. I’ve spent the last hour liking all the “FUCK YEAH RAINBOWS” posts.

‘Perviously’ is OBVS the best typo in the world, here.

Maybe not the wildest, but perhaps my proudest.

HOW CAN YOU HAVE BEN Z. THERE AND NOT BE TRYING TO HUMP BEN Z.? He doesn’t even use his dead mom story to get ahead like most contestants would. So much <3 for Ben Z.

I don’t judge Kaitlyn for having sex on her own show...I judge her for having it with NICK and his smirky disingenuous body language and his dirty cardigans and ill-fitting skinny jeans and hideous checkered blazer. Meanwhile she has a whole line of attractive dudes waiting on her who look like they actually shower…

All my money is on Ben Z. being the next bachelorette. He’s straight up hot... and 6’4”.

“made love” - that will always be a needle scratch, nails on a chalkboard, just the worst way to refer to sex.