Back when I was a Bible-thumping crazy person (I grew out of it in college), this fact actually gave me pause: desperate women will try anything to end a pregnancy. Is banning abortion really worth their lives?

I was going to dismiss your post because it was literally one of the dumbest things I’ve read in weeks.

Having grown up in Texas public schools in a city with one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the country, this jives well with my own experience. Girls used oral contraceptives to attempt abortion pretty regularly. Not to mention the even more dangerous methods. It’s a serious problem that’s only getting worse.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

That is like a soap opera plot. I hope that everything can be handled swiftly and simply!

I had no idea that there was a truther movement associated with Sandy Hook. Seriously people? Ugh.

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

And weed makes you sooo horny. Also sometimes I want a quickie then my vagina will lazily lubricate itself after I’m done.

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

It is also important to remember that ONE ISN’T FUCKING REAL AHHHHHFDAJVRUWNGOIRWNTDJSNGUDSNGJDNSGJKDSG.

I believe I can speak for all of us when I say, “Fuck Church Groups”

VERTIGO! The Gorillaz! The Black Eyed Peas before they were overplayed! Mary J! The Ting Tings.. Eminem.. jeez... 2006?!?

Gruesome is what happens when women can’t get legal abortions anymore.

Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

SAME. SIZE QUEEN FOR LIFE. 7-8ish is the sweet spot.

Someone asked me if I thought he really had a sex addiction, and I said, “no...I think he’s a human.”

These kinds of comments are so annoying. If you understand the concept of a show, you know that people watch it. If you’ve seen posts about it here before, you know that people watch it. So the point of asking that question is basically just to show how above the content you are. And yet here you are...commenting on…