Great work, white Dennis Rodman! 

I don’t think we need to do that. I’m not willing to trust anyone enough to do that - that someone would willingly expose themselves to Führer Fünfundvierzig is a sign of poor judgement and even less integrity. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And no good intentions will cause this Administration to…

Watching fox news is like listening to Radio broadcasts from Nazi Germany circa 1936, or watching Russia Today.

External, citizen review boards with the unilateral power to fire and strip pensions.

I’m going to create a revenge-based political party and our sole purpose will be to punish the motherfuckers trying to ruin our lives.

Fuck off with that “wah wah, we have no voice” dreck after you got corporations declared to be people. By the Supreme Court. Sit the fuck down.

“This is what they’re for! Be upset, but don’t do anything about it.”

(Even better, for all you Skinny Puppy and/or Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 fans out there: theyliveonfeartheyliveonfeartheyliveonfear)

The bigoted riflefuckers are super triggered today. They should really take the opportunity to exercise the 2nd amendment on their own foreheads.

Most serial killers are white males.

Yeah, I’m just going to go ahead and put Shafi in the Caitlyn Jenner “Sure the GOP despises the very existence of people like me and would love to see us wiped off the face of the planet. But they’ll keep my taxes low.” category of fucking idiot. 

One more time, for the people in the back.

If your principles require you to abstain from voting or vote for a candidate without a hope in hell of winning in an election where one candidate will make life fundamentally worse for an awful lot of people who aren’t you for decades to come, then fuck your principles.

Full…

Oh I have. I’m just dismissing the out of hand.

Oh my gods, that was BRUTAL.

It will be time for the guillotines.

Geez. That is brutal.

Well all that needs to happen now is RBG and Breyer both kick off before 2021 and the GOP will be able to achieve a 7-2 SCOTUS majority that will probably keep them in power until many of us in here are dead. Just like they hoped they would accomplish by voting Trump despite any reservations.

Of course Trump hates Bezos.

Okay Kamala Harris is pretty good but I’m really hoping for Tammy Duckworth.

Exactly-- and this is the point where he’d be walking away, now that we’re all in the ground. What a scumbag.