That whole rich-privilege speech was such a joke. “Just go around it, over it, or through all obstacles! Refuse to accept anything else! Make it happen! Just do it!”.... OK, those are all fine ideas if you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth & were a millionaire at the age of 2. In real life, people without…

Seriously, how do you manage to lose money running a casino? You’re even allowed to throw people out for winning, for fuck’s sake!

I Really Don’t Care. Do U?

After he gives the rest of the border security money from the previous appropriation (where is the rest of that money and why is nobody but Senator Murphy asking???) to his friend the Russian aluminum & steel magnate, Deripaska, on whom Mnuchin was trying to lift sanctions & slip the deadline past Congress.

He dolts. Look how he dolts.

Absolutely. Like, say, our friend Crystal from Florida.

if they were to do another Incredibles’ movie that focused on Frozone and (mainly) his wife, I would not be opposed at all.

When you need to get down to the semantics of whose custody the dead kids were actually in, you may be on the wrong side of history Homan, you fucking sociopath.

#FeatureNotABug

Yes, really. We’re past giving cookies for “speaking out.” 

You’re ignoring at least two verifiable facts that prove your position wrong. First, a continuing resolution that would have kept the government open was unanimously passed by the Senate, meaning Democrats did in fact vote in favor of it. Second, at the start of the shutdown, Republicans controlled both chambers of…

There is totally a bias toward conservative views when they pull this “both sides” bullshit; it only moves the conversation to the right. Instead of “should we be constructing a wall?” the conversation ends up being “why won’t congress give the money for it?”

The press should find out where he’s going to hold his next speech and hire a mural artist to paint a fire escape door on the wall.

Representative Tlaib was wrong.

Yesterday’s news awready. The rest of the world AGREES that he’s a motherfucker. Rashida is correct. Carry on.

The high priest guarding the power of the word Motherfucker says Rashida is legit. Works for me.

It’s not just their (long-standing) racism, it’s the outright lying as well, and the stubborn refusal to admit their untruths when they’re exposed for them.

boiled potato, yogurt, canola oil, as much garlic as you want, and salt. Emulsify. I can give you a more specific recipe when I get home, but those are the ingredients for toum.

I don’t fucking get why people would look at a food, not season it in the goddamned slightest, and say “Yep, that’s fine.”

Pence’s faux-concerned eyebrows make me want to punch something.