People that want to learn how things work.

It’s not pink, it’s lightish-red.

It actually looks fantastic in black. They also offer air conditioning as a $20,000 option.

Astons which look like Mustangs are better than Mustangs which look like Astons.

Drunk drivers blow through stop signs. Stoned drivers wait for them to turn green.

That the US govt can still say there is no recreational use to pot just goes to show how deep in the pocket the alcohol lobbyists are.

The Cruze hatchback is better looking. There. I said it. I don’t care who knows it anymore. The Cruze looks interesting and eye catching. The golf looks like VW looked up the definition of ‘hatchback’ and copied the picture over into whatever modeling software they use.

You’ll want to add this in the big hole with the number “710” on it. Just kidding– that’s a little humor for the experienced mechanics who are hate-reading this. (Open your hood, you’ll get it.)

If your grandma is getting you a car for christmas don’t talk back you spoiled bish.

Bond: “This thing is not exactly...subtle.”

It’s kind of like they were trying to attempt some of the absurdness of Doug without really putting in what made it great. Like this line:

It’s like someone was given a press packet, and told “reword this so you sound like an idiot trying to be funny”.

“Other side of the tracks”
“urban fellow”
Repeated use of “cracker.”

“Going down was much easier.”

I’m a child.

The trolley problem, as it applies to self-driving cars, is philosophical masturbation at best and luddite fearmongering at worst. The fact of the matter is that real self-driving cars (read: not Tesla’s half-assed implementations) will be monitoring literally everything around you constantly, and the likelihood of…

Just once I’d like to comment on jalopnik without reminding people that this is how one gets fired.

1998 Ford Contour SVT

1970 Opel GT. These run great and have great gas milage. You can also enter it into classic car shows. Parts are wicked cheap and examples like this one can be found easily.

I have this all rapped up. This is a 1998 Volvo C70 with a turbo 2.3 5 cylinder putting out 247 hp and mated to a. 5 speed stick. A plush leather interior exudes comfort while the brownish burgundy color will blend in with all of the humdrum vehicles on the road. And for half the cost it leaves plenty of room for…

“It’s one thing to have a great looking, sounding, and performing that gets plenty of compliments.”