I need a tetanus shot just looking at it! I think I like it though! 

You’d be excused for the ejector seat, too. I mean “rapture seat”

Are you implying that a person called Emmanuel can’t drive stick?

Impossible. It was absolutely fat American asses

Whatever happened to cutting a hole in a vegetable or gourd of some sort, microwaving it for a couple of seconds, and fucking it?

But when will they be releasing radioactive pythons to save the Everglades?

I moved from Rochester to metro Detroit and I really miss Wegmans

Hell yes Wegmans.

This man’s voice is just a bit to overly aristocratic and haughty. I mean he’s an announcer not the monarch.

I hope you realize that Porsche/Cadillac as you know it today would not exist without the insane sales success of the Cayenne/Escalade.

Hmmm... Escalade V could be interesting if they’d make one ;)

What’s wrong with their handling of rain and snow? I’ve driven in my Model S plenty of times in the rain without problems and Norway is the second largest market for Tesla. They handle snow perfectly fine.

Jesus christ, this little project maybe cost them a few hundred thousand? At most? You really think this impacted their budget at all? What are you even complaining about.

don’t forget the Dragry:

Yup while everyone else is moving their corporations offshore or raping the earth right here at home, Musk has set a whole new standard of how to do things right.

I was about to comment how they would probably sell only 3 because nobody would buy a Land Cruiser with 2 000 horsepower and a price tag of around half a million (maybe? probably more...), then I remembered.

The UAE exists.

So this is actually a pretty sound business case.

This is good advice, but will police officers accept a picture of your registration from your phone if you are pulled over? Wouldn’t that be the down side of not having the registration in the car?

In Mexican Tsuru, crumple zones YOU!

That would be the

Burn it with fire.