And with the volume low a lot of his words sounded like a jumbled whisper.

EManating EMotional EMaciation 

Adding this to my bucket list

To make him feel as though he’s submerged in the car’s veins. He’s quite the artist!

Roses are RED

Do you whisper three wishes in its hole?

My dad has a mistress named Sally. Is Cracker my dad?!

Ford should primier their Contour resurrection with a Kim Kardashian™ Edition

Thanks for the link?

tbf I think it looks exactly like what it is. There’s no mystery and cops would probably love to follow it since it could be out hoonin’

Pics or it didn’t happen

I read that as “jalopnica”

Crispy dead hands, melted dead hands

Actually really

If Death has you on his list then you’re gonna go. Not even a balcony could save you from deadly shrapnel

Baby boys developing their id & ego lookin’ at their reflections!

I’m your biggest fan!

His poverty will be further exposed when buying her dollar shots at a divebar

Thanks for being such a great therapist! I know now why I have a soft spot for those lil buggers.

How much of the cabin can be illuminated at night? Are there only lights in the vanity mirrors?