Don’t you mean the Mustang of Minivans?

But I’m three seconds quicker now!

#istandwithkristen

Ugh -1 for the false sense of security provided by a “spectator area”. In my opinion if you’re on the outside of a turn then you’re never really safe, even if there’s a railing or a crash fence/net, or whatever. There wasn’t even THAT here! Hay bails??? Come on...

“but a lighter foot and internet search for common problems will solve those problems in a jiffy.”

Rolex on the bus? No thanks. I like not getting mugged.

The only car on this list that has any prayer of making someone think you have money is the Jag XF, since it’s new enough (and similar enough to the newest iteration of the car) that the average person wouldn’t know the difference.

16-20 year old dudes searching Google: “What cheap cars will make me look rich enough to grab girls by the pussy?”

Make sure there are no mustard stains in the back seat.

FTFY

fixed the title

The moment you stop the car to block another one and get out it becomes assault.

I just fell in love with you for that one sentence:

No, he’s not at fault. Fuck those people that want to cut in line, especially asshats that can’t be courteous enough to use a blinker. I get it, people sometimes get lost or don’t quite know where they’re going... happens to the best of us. You want in front of me, use the damn blinker. I can’t read minds and…

I hope you’re rich enough to fight that murder charge, then.

Has to be something rounded and ubiquitous, he wanted each candidate to find something nice about the other, why can’t he drive a nice rounded unassuming late 90's Dodge Stratus?

I absolutely would. The matte wood feels great, everything is super comfy, and it just looks gorgeous. No joke, it felt damn near as nice as a BMW 7 Series on the inside. Just incredibly classy, with plenty of room. And better yet, no one thinks you’re a showoff in a Volvo. They all just think “oh that person is…

“We knew he’d make fun of our tail lights! Never give them a car again!”

Agreed. This was Wong no matter how you look at it.