Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

Harbaugh also refuses to eat cauliflower calling it, “fake ass broccoli.” Potatoes for being, “soft rocks.” And tuna for being, “A fat, dumb salmon.”

They’re normal pants. Move on, find a new slant.

List of fictional characters that cause fanboy rage whenever anything other than white:

MLB deleted the tweet when thousands of angry fans wrote in to tell them that Spider-Man is not Japanese.

It's funny because the average American can’t tell teams from the AL West apart.

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

If this blog will not recognize Gossamer, I will not recognize this blog. Good day.

Note to conservative teenagers: if Peter Thiel starts talking about how the GOP needs young blood, get the hell out of there.

Not surprising of KD to egg him on.

If you own a $40 million yacht and have no better place to put it than fucking Ohio, you deserve anything that’s coming to you.

That’s nothing - I’ll be working at my job until I’m at LEAST 65. And I don’t even like it! 

Likely to be the first player to remain in league years after their younger relative made the Hall of Fame.

I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

It’s also important to refer to these illegal aliens as “doubleplus ungood” to accurately convey their status. 

At this price, this is the last car I would image anyone voting CP? I don’t care if you don’t need it or if it doesn’t fit in your life but under $7K for a relatively clean 1st gen Miata......really? I have to believe anyone who voted CP accidentally stumbled over from one of the sister sites.

Maybe modern medicine is the real fountain of youth. 

A $50 retrofit kit is what tipped the scales from CP to NP for you?