Remember this the next time someone complains about how players need to learn a thing or two about loyalty.

All he knows is that somewhere a poor child is eating a free sandwich, and that he has sworn an unbreakable oath to never allow such a tragedy to destroy another young life.

This picture of Paul Ryan looks like he just got the Bat-signal that shines whenever a poor thinks of accessing some form of “government entitlement,” like welfare or public roads.

Grandma takes are the best. My grandma is 96, and while she doesn’t watch basketball, she has baseball takes galore. For her 90th birthday I took her to a game at AT&T Park because she loves the Giants and had never been. All she did was complain that it wasn’t as nice as when she used to watch football at Kezar…

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

But we’re glad to see those of you still around are still around.

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.

You just couldn’t help but humblebrag about having a wife, and bread, could you?

That last clip is me when my wife gives me a look to indicate I’ve had too much of the bread for the table. And that’s how I respond while I take and eat the last remaining piece.

You have to respect the Cavs appreciation for world cultures. Playing sumo defense this year after trying out matador defense last season.

When his moves catch your eye but his team says ‘nice try,’ that’s-a Morey
When you can’t find your way but fired his protege, that’s-a Morey
When your good guys are gone, it’s too late for LeBron, try a Morey
If there’s no racial slurs, or Twitter his-and-hers, you’re in luck

Centrism is a vehicle for votes and your rejection of it necessitates loss.

Most Americans just want to hear agreeable pleasantries and that’s exactly what centrism delivers.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If one end of the spectrum is being a total ghoul, and the other is fighting for the under class, then the “centrist” is just the person who is happy to let the underprivileged continue to suffer in order to benefit everyone else. So fuck your “centrism”.

are you new here 

I always loved the description of Newtie, who fancied himself an intellectual, as “a man not of ideas, but of notions.”

I didn’t know Sasha could play a convincing teen girl.  Damn he’s good.

Somewhere Alex Jones is nodding vigorously as he removes his shirt. However, that’s not related to this story.