*kisses fingers italianly*

Friendly reminder that this dude once compared unions to Hitler: https://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2014/06/sen_scott_wagner_apologizes_fo.html

If this was your cover letter, you nailed it. Good luck in your future endeavors.

The “BIG MICK ENERGY” bit made this whole article worth it.

Hughie Hooker deserves a spot in next year’s Name of the Year bracket.

Can’t believe Delicious Peters pulled out victories over Chardonnay Beaver AND Quindarious Gooch. Quite a Cinderella run, but they’re no match for Dr. Narwhals Mating.

+1 molly

Unfortunately, I’m not so confident his wife would blindside him like this.

They’ve been dealing with pain forever. A big part of the reason we’re having an opioid crisis is because big pharma started marketing “aggressive pain management” (read: painkillers) in the 90s. Those same companies are getting ready to do the same thing in emerging markets like Brazil. You’re probably better off…

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Yes. It is true that Vince McMahon already suckered some number of rich idiots, and possibly a smaller number of regular idiots, into believing that the world had an appetite for a second, shittier, Poochie-the-skateboarding-dog-ass football league

North Jersey resident here. I couldn’t tell you much about a VIP entrance at Terminal B, but as somebody that knows quite a few people that have worked for the Port Authority, I can tell you that they fucking despise him. For the remainder of his civilian life, I hope the public sector treats him the same way he…

HamNo has been covering Amazon since Gawker was around.

I know I read Jalop too much because I tried to talk my friend into buying that Delica from Duncan Imports a month ago.

My resolution is to treat my recently-purchased 2010 4Runner with the respect it deserves. I beat the hell out of my dearly departed R50 Pathfinder while finishing up my last year of school. I was good about maintenance and whatnot, but I drove it like I stole it, love tapped my way into many tight NYC parking spots,…

+1 hot dog-flavored water

Looks really clean, but I vote CP on every used VW that isn’t air cooled.

Long time reader, second time commenter that lives 20 minutes from downtown Newark. Will there be Jalopnik stickers available for purchase? My 02 Pathfinder looks naked without one.

I was hoping you’d post a GIF of the headlight wipers on a second gen Range Rover, but I’m sure they all stopped working before anyone got a chance to document their functionality.

He’s doing the right thing about Greek life, but he shouldn’t call himself John Thrasher if he doesn’t even skate.