In fairness, the tweet reads OK. Only in fairness.

Reporter: I’m here with Willians Astudillo. What went through your mind as you hit the ball?
Astudillo : Not much. Astudillo there and watched it fly.
Reporter: Thanks Willians, now back to astudillo.

Well, if you’re a sexual deviant and you’re seeking Supreme court justice, I guess this is the week to do it.

Jets fans are unforgiving. Nothing short of a Super Bowl appearance will truly sate them. He’s got to pay the bowl toll to get into this poise hole.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer:

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

I am patriotic American commenter from the US of A and I for the one agree with mister Ornery that no need for incentive of work and work is own reward.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

This is the falconsiest falconing anyone has ever falconed, and anyone ever will.

Россия, soon.

Giving yourself the license to do awful things just because everyone is watching you and keeps calling you out on it is a flawed argument since it neglects the fact that fatigue will eventually set in and people will stop watching you.

Way to step all over the joke.

This misunderstanding could have been avoided if only they had Stephen A. Smith on hand to translate.

Take it easy Tom.

I am of Polish descent and I am quite offended by how this video portrays my people as hoologans. Everything was calm and orderly until someone started a rumour that there was a black guy in the stands.

Jerry Jones was into his 127th tweet before he realised this wasn’t for a Georgian bride.

Dear Basketball,

Harbaugh: Is he OK?
Trainer: He seemed OK.
Harbaugh: Did he say he felt no pain?
Trainer: He said he felt a mild amount of pain.
Harbaugh: OH GOD GET HIM OFF HE’S IN AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!