Of all the shots that have ever been called “unstoppable”, this might be the only one I have ever seen that, per the laws of physics, literally is.

What a comment.

This is the sort of awesomeness America will never have.

Your gif game is strong, sir. I salute you.

That Portuguese commenter’s tantrum in 3...2...1...

No, but keep pretending not to know what I mean, coward.

I’ve been following your comments, and I can tell you that your incessant Portuguese bias is transparent and pathetic. Do us all a favour: log off and never come back.

You know it's sweetly struck when the ball hardly rotates in the air, drifting hypnotically into the net.

In this analogy, he's the shadow and Blanc's the man, right?

Once again, a case of false positives (moaned about) and false negatives (never admitted to) balancing out. If every manager complains about bad calls the way this clown does, there wouldn't be enough hours in the day for the press conferences. The fact of the matter is that Chelsea get waaay more favourable calls…

No question (no sarcasm).

Boy, you sure jumped the gun on that update. So much has happened since.

...what?

+1 tough game every week in the Premier League.

Tough call between this and the equaliser from the same game for the better goal.

Don't stop now. Still a few comments you haven't replied to.

You mean you don't like it when people do this?

"This is not soccer," he said, "this is war."

Both are fine.

Dude you're seriously freaking me out. I can't remember how many times I've seen you do this. Do you just scour the internet replying to people who hate Ronaldo? You need to chill.