New York Belongs to King Kristaps

“So, bolt on or off?”
“Let’s go with on.”

“MORONS! How many times do we have to go over this? When they get a foul, we ALL sip water!”

Ray Hudson will be calling a doctor in about four hours’ time.

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Jerome Boateng: September 3, 1988—May 6, 2015

Blatter is chasing champagne.

The Clippers’ HGH guy is called Incorporating Black?

Looks like the driver was a little...

Yes, but only because it's pretty poor satire.

I love it so much when y'all so desperately want something to be racist and then it just isn't.

Dammit Shep, not right now okay?

You shouldn't have to flop like a bitch to beat Celta Vigo if you are the best player in the world

The dive is annoying and absurd, but the thing that really gets me is how jazzed up he is after the cheap goal.

It's amazing to see someone so accomplished and tremendously talented immediately hug his teammates. If LeFlop did anything of significance he'd walk around the court pounding his chest in celebration. In this case Messi hug his teammates as his celebration. Buenos mi amigo.

They always hurt a lot more than you think these paper cuts.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Andrew Luck should buy one of these to improve his look.