Some people on the Internet are going to complain that we are focusing on the wrong thing. They are stupid. It’s okay to laugh at an idiot. Even while the world burns, especially while the world burns. Life is short. Take comfort where you can find it.

Republicans spending all their time on shit that doesn’t matter and/or just being actively evil? What a shock. 

Ya know, I‘m beginning to think this whole “free speech absolutism” thing is bullshit.

Yeah, the math seems a little off. If you’re paying $2700 a month, that’s roughly $90 a day. So for that week you’re letting someone else live there, you’re paying $630. If you’re charging $900, but having to kick back 25% of it to the landlord, you’re making like $50 for the whole week for your trouble (25% of $900…

So it will just be a jailbroken android phone that he buys cheap from a place in china then slaps an Elon logo on then?

“I have no mercy for anyone who would use the deaths of children for gain, politics or fame” Musk said while completely missing the irony of the time he tried to do that when those kids were trapped in a cave

Amazing how the management style of “All Stick, No Carrot” isn’t working out all that well, huh.

Let me get this straight...

Listen Meta, if you want to go with the tennis analogy go for it. But, extend the analogy completely. If you’re the tournament host and you prep the court, set the net, and paint the lines, then you also hire the refs and enforce the rules of the sport. You ensure that all players get a fair deal. If one of the…

The idea that pointing out when someone lies is “suppressing political speech” is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

I mean seriously.. that means someone could potentially run for office forever with no actual intent on winning.. I mean to run, you just need 500 for the forms and bingo.. you are in the running and even if you NEVER do any advertising or intent on winning, it becomes a perfect shield to say quite literally anything…

Political speech is ineligible for fact-checking

Three months pay and I don’t have to deal with this fucktard twit and his over inflated ego? Yeah that would be a no brainer for me I would smash that “No thanks” button without a second thought. 

Well it sounds like the rest of his workforce is leaving Thursday.

Hmm, let’s see I could stay and be abused constantly by my insane boss who thinks that working 24/7, 7 days a week should be normaly orrrr I could take three months to find a job that won’t treat me like that. Iwonder what I would pick!

Twitter staff response: “Challenge accepted. Thanks for the severance!”

I don’t mind going into work for an important meeting. But tacking on the equivalent of an extra work day per week in commute alone, just so I can be acknowledged once or twice, is/was the most soul-crushing part work-from-work.

I deleted my account already.  I only used it for contest entries anyway.

there is only so much profit potential in having your base of users be mostly undereducated angry white guys who don’t pay any taxes and steal their internet service from neighbors etc.