On the bright side, at least he shut the hell up about CrossFit for a little while.

So, basically...he’s a Republican from the late 70s. Back when they were still wrong about almost everything, but hadn’t quite completely lost their goddamn minds.

Aren’t diplomats suppposed to be, you know, diplomatic?

This is a solution in search of a problem. Maybe give The Joker a rest for a while and focus on some Batman villains that haven’t been so thoroughly covered in the past 30 years.

JP2 & 3 were awful. Shameless cash grab awful.

This guy seems like what you’d get if you crossed Cletus Spuckler from the Simpsons with Jason Mendoza from The Good Place.

He wouldn’t be my first choice, but it’s not a hard “no.” Can’t possibly be any worse than what we have right now.

Offering tangible solutions to problems that are immediately relevant to voters’ lives gets them enthused? Who knew?

The financial system is so out of control that nothing short of reinstituting Glass-Steagall will take that risk of financial armageddon off the table. But there are quite a few individuals and organizations with unimaginably deep pockets that would never let that happen.

That’s a pretty broad statement. If we’re talking about John Goodman? I’d expect him to be secure eough to have some stones about it all. He’s not at the point where he’s doing bad Lifetime movies just to buy groceries and pay back the IRS. The rest of the cast? Ehh...I haven’t seen most of them in anything in 20…

Principles are powerful things, but so are uncomfortable conversations with network execs who have the power to cancel your show.

Well, her bio says she was a public affairs officer in the Marines, so she had to be able to at least pass a fitness test. That would explain the arms.

No notch, no extraneous buttons and not only has a headphone jack but also an upgraded DAC? I’m sold. Except for the $900 part. That‘s kind of ridiculous.

“Wilbur, you’ve been trying too hard to keep your graft, corruption and incompetence quiet. You’re going to have to make a spectacle of at least one of those personal failings before the end of the month, or you’re fired.”

Sorry to hear about the disability situation. That’s rough.

A $400 emergency room bill? If you get out of the ER for only $400, you either have very generous insurance or probably weren’t sick/hurt enough to really need to be there in the first place.

Elon has a pretty hefty smattering of crazy mixed in his moments of genius. He’s either going to make history by starting the first colony on Mars, or go full supervillain and end up trying to conquer the world with an army of robot spiders.

This is the uncomfortable moment where the plot of the Doctor Who episode “Oxygen” doesn’t look so far-fetched.

Meh...still not enough to motivate me to plunk down $16 to go see it at the theatre. But maybe I’ll pay a bit more attention for the Easter eggs when it hits Netflix.

Maybe Wayons wanted too much money?