That nerdy girl is just a hot chick with glasses on, not even remotely equivalent to the nerdy guy in the real GoDaddy ad.

That nerdy girl is totally hot

Antibiotics are a powerful and much abused medical weapon.

Yes. Because 2 year old Blue Ivy definitely knows what surfboard means and God forbid a women make a song about having sex with husband.

Very funny, but even though I know this is supposed to be comedic the only thing I can think is "there is no way you would get a job at a law firm wearing at outfit like that."

I'm sad these girls have to hold these placards. I understand the mother's intent in bringing attention to this issue, but I wish I wish I wish there was some way these young girls did not have to hold these words, almost as though they are weighed down by their import. :-/ What do I know, though.

Drake seems like a decent human being. I need confirmation people! I want to cheer them on! Because that shot of them together seems so ooh-la-la!

I give zero fucks about Rihanna and Drake, but THAT GIF. Ugh I am horny today.

I just watched this....Isn't she the most beautiful FLOTUSA ever? She's one reason to be proud to be a citizen.

This is me also. I've actually been informed it can make me come across as snobby, since I'm a weird (I don't think it's weird, or rare actually) combination of not-shy, outgoing and introverted, and it can make me come across as just not really liking people.

Yeah you lost me there Lindy. Obesity is often about how people view you and loneliness is about how you view the people around you.
I think loneliness doesn't get talked about enough whereas obesity is constantly talked about but in completely the wrong way.

I think our culture blames lonely people for their loneliness. It certainly blames single people for being single or the jobless for being jobless. There is always the underlying idea that *you* must have done *something* wrong, because everyone knows that all normal people are not lonely or single or jobless. It's…

Great. So not only will I die by coughing up a lung, but I will have to die knowing that it's because some Portland hipster yuppie douchebag couldn't be arsed to take his daughter Cucumber to get a fucking pertussis shot between her unicycle and harpsichord lessons.

I bet if you were IN an interracial relationship you would have a rude awakening. Speaking from experience.

She still ended up marrying him though, which cancelled out the whole thing. And I bet you twenty dollars that's why they ended up allowing it—because Shonda told the execs that she'd end up with the guy in the end. I'm all for praising Shonda Rhimes for putting unlikeable/unorthodox women onscreen, but if we're going…

Kitchen Aid Stand mixer, $349, KitchenAid

The Wusthof Santoku 7" chef's knife, $100, Amazon. This makes quick work of even sweet potatoes, and is easy to maneuver yet powerful. You can buy a $10 sharpener for it to keep it as sharp as the day you bought it. A sharp knife is a safe knife!!

OXO Good Grips Kitchen Scissors, $17.99 at Bed, Bath & Beyond

12" Tongs with Silicone Heads, $14.99, OXO

Le Creuset. If you can save up (or get them as extra-special presents), they are totally worth every penny. I've got a large braiser and a 7 qt french oven, and they are my favourite things ever. Plus, they're so pretty, and last forever!