Kimsaprincess, Inc. sounds like an AOL email address that someone picked out as a kid and/or like one of those businesses that gets started by a very entrepreneurial 11-year-old and then gets picked up by Whole Foods.

God this feels like one of those never ending Martin Socrcese movies

I’m gonna come right out and say it: I guess he couldn’t do the fandango, after all.

The Mooch: I report directly to the President

Grand opening, grand closing.

He really is that fake mobster who runs his mouth a little too much and ends up getting whacked by the real mob in the first 10 minutes of a Scorsese film.

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

Solid troll comment.

Why assume no one knows a word just because you had to look it up?

Pete Souza’s one-man shade campaign is one of the few pleasures I have left in this American hellscape.

Count me among the Eagle Scouts who are fucking furious with this appearance. I’ve got friends and family who are also Eagle Scouts, and some are even thinking of turning in their badges in protest.

As usual Pete Souza’s on it.

Me too! I watch MASH reruns until Nr Mars is about to completely lose his shit.

God, I love Alan Alda.

We rub them belt buckles ‘til they shine like chrome

I prefer “well loved.”

Pardons only cover federal charges, NOT state. New York, where a significant amount of this fuckery went down, can still prosecute this crime family, assuming they can find handcuffs small enough to fit his tiny baby hands.

Simple: Mueller’s reportedly going through his finances. The only thing he’s actively hidden are his tax returns, because the proof of all his scams, all his grifts, all his tax dodging, all his money laundering, and all his espionage will be laid bare and plain to see once those things hit Mueller’s desk. Mueller’s…

Done. Take my money.