He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.

I read that the chef deliberately selected subpar steak because he was damned if he was going to destroy a lovely piece of meat for this philistine.

Shit, that was Rocky II.

Mayweather: You punk, you faggot, you ho.

This has turned into the fight equivalent of a Limp Bizkit song.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

It’s an epic battle of one-downsmanship!

I’ve never seen any of these films (my age and my unwillingness to be triggered has prevented me), but I really wish there were more movies that talked about diet culture and how it leads to EDs.

I was raised STAUNCH Southern Baptist—church three times a week, youth group, youth retreats, etc.

I had never heard of this magazine until now. But I was subjected to And The Bride Wore White and I Kissed Dating Goodbye and entire weekend retreats (girls only) that were basically 48 hours of purity brainwashing,…

We wrote letters to our future husbands as a youth group activity! I got super into it, because I was 15 and not allowed to date (no dating until 16 in my house), and we were taught to be the kind of person you would want to marry—if you want someone kind, be kind, etc. In my case, it was the reason I moved away and…

Oh My God. My sister and I were fed this dreck back in the 90s. Not a month goes by that I don’t think of the anti-feminist, anti-thought poison I read between the wind-chafed, modestly dressed covers of that rag. Why, just today, I was enjoying an old episode of Homicide: Life on the Street (banned in the…

That is a cookie I do not want.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

Read it again. The 2nd proposal, the one at the mall, was set up by HIM “which he’d framed to his fiancée as a loving gesture”. Then comes the part about her wanting a second proposal.

Dorian Grey was pretty too

You... parsed that incorrectly. Read it again, sweety: she was so surprised that he proposed, PAUUUUSE, so SHE insisted HE propose again. Not she was surprised that he proposed that she propose that he propose. You’re making it too hard on yourself :p

I can never tell what direction his hair is racing in, but it looks like it’s suddenly reversed course.

If I hear “nothing burger” one more time, I won’t be responsible for my actions.

Say “big nothing burger” on more fucking time, you mealy mouthed, fuck bag, pedo faced, goddamned shitass. This asstards are the prime example of mother fuckers who talk shit behind a force-field. They are goddamn laughing at all of our true and honest expressions of concern. It’s so goddamn abusive, and it’s…