We’re Sistuhs! Even an average guy with a fresh lineup behind the ears and a smooth neck that smells good gets 5 out of 10 off the top! And honey, you just KNOW he wears cool, grown-man hard-bottom shoes! 

Whoooo-ooo! Do y’all need Madonna to start cha off?! THIS Nigga right here!

He was a fucking captain in the Confederate navy. The name “Charles Linn” itself alludes to the Confederacy even if the inscription on his statue doesn’t. We’re better off without it. Melt it down.

Yes. Lord, he fine fine. 

I believe there is a suspect in mind.

Nope. It wasn’t even that. He was dumped because he was an INEFFECTIVE shitbag. They’re perfectly happy with another shitbag like Feenstra as long as he is an EFFECTIVE shitbag. I pray the census redistricts me the hell out of this shithole district.

I mean Trump walking past graffiti that says “Fuck Trump” on the way to his bitch ass photo op is some good stuff. Oh note to white folks black people don’t burn down or desecrate churches. That is shit you all specialize in

I would venture to guess the only thing this piece of shit has ever intimidated is a buffet

Seeing that paunchy Trumpie goober metaphorically getting his bow shoved up his ass was deeply satisfying. He decided to go out courting trouble and he found some.

You mean a Noble?

balenciaga - one of the absolute wackest shoe I’ve ever seen. Fine ass IG models cant even make these shoes look good under all that ass.

Who's cooking your grits? They didn't cook them right. I'm so sorry.

I haven’t even read this yet. I stopped at the picture. THAT PICTURE IS FROM MAY 7th, 2020. That’s last Thursday. These dumbass, Bible thumping, black fools, went up to the White House, and didn’t show any kind of protective behavior while they stood together joking with VP Chucklefuck.

Mike Pence is a decades long, well documented, inhuman scumbag. More than that, he is a sniveling, ass kissing coward.

People who put sugar in cornbread (beyond 1T) are wrong.

I just spent 15 minutes over at Auntie Paula’s Instagram and that sister is dapper AF.

Remember when he said he could murder someone and still get elected? He’s about to murder tens of thousands - and then prove that he was right about getting re-eelcted anyway.

Brita so far gives me Miz Cracker after six espressos. And yes that is the cruelest thing I have ever said (I really don’t like Cracker).

I actually think “Just Jan” is a better name for her than “Jan Sport”