If you’re (allegedly) drunk, obnoxious and making it rain in V-Live by yourself, someone is going to run your pockets. I doubt this is basketball camp beef.

Monday I had an argument with my wife; Tuesday I was mugged. My wife must have organized the mugging.

None of them are allies. If you didn’t recognize the danger of Trump to every facet of our country and abstained from voting or went ahead with your childish protest vote, you’re worse than a Trump voter. An enemy who openly declares themselves hostile is one thing. A false friend is worse.

I have more respect for an…

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Way too young to play Mrs. Pence

He can’t bear, even for a second, the idea that he isn’t 100% “the man in charge.” Even in a case where any logical person would try to distance themselves from this mess 45 is like “No, fuck you. I’m the one who made the call. I decided to fire him with no good reason.”

I’m not crying *wipes tears* YOU’RE CRYING!!!!!

As I said when the Jezzies posted this…

Used to work in East Nashville, the area she’s talking about. Hipsters like her are fucking killing the area with their pretentiousness. They act like they are “saving” the area when all they are doing are driving out the people that gave the area the charm in the first place. You used to be able to talk to real and…

If you’re going for a hearse entrance, go all out. Fucking COMMIT.

I ain’t got time for this shit

THE SHOES ARE INSULTING. What is that? A kitten heel for prom? Go with flat sandals or a taller heel. All that extra shit for some basic purple dress and bad shoes.....

I only watched because I had to see the shoes. She should have left those in the casket and had them driven on to the cemetery so they could have a proper burial.

I love how because their boy’s in office that they think they can get away with saying anything they want. While the consequences for him may not be obvious, you damn-well better believe that there are consequences for you here on these streets. You out here wanting to talk reckless when you either don’t know or don’t…

That really is the cutest thing ever.

Friendly English Lit reminder: the point of this quote is not that Juliet is wondering where Romeo is. Rather, the “wherefore art thou” is meant as “WHY are you Romeo Montague,” as in, “I really wish you were from literally any other family.”

A few days ago I mentioned I was making a poster to motivate myself to study for the bar. Well guess what?

If he decides to venture out into porn I think Chase Banks has a nice ring to it.

The party is in the Temple of Dendur in the Sackler Wing past the Egyptian art. The closest bathrooms are just west in the American Wing. The Rei exhibit is way over on the other side of the building and a floor up.

Yachty is trash (as is Future, Thugga, and the rest of the mumble rap all-stars), but he’s 19 years old. We, as old heads, have to let these young cats cook.