I over tip too. I feel like there are plenty of people who under tip or don’t tip at all, so I hope I can cancel them out. While I was never a server, I worked retail for a few years while I was in college. Just having someone look you in the eyes and smile, treat you like a human, could make a shitty shift/day…

I completely get Amy on this. I worked in the service industry and I’ve also been suuuuper poor. I’m rich now, not like Amy rich, but I can pay all my bills, go out to eat, and still put money in savings every month rich (so solidly middle class). I’m a generous tipper. I’ve been known to leave a $50 tip on a $30…

🎶 Just another dick and a wall 🎶

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

They are not embarrassed or ashamed. They’re just pissed that they didn’t get the same slaveowning, porch-sitting, free labor deal that their ancestors had. Of course, they got the unearned gifts that slavery deposited in their futures (establishment of whites in every industry to the exclusion of others until much…

But so far, and despite significant coverage about how the eldest Trump remains one of the president’s closest and most trusted advisers, little that Ivanka claims to lobby him on in private has materialized in his public policy.

IIRC, it was pancreatic cancer and it has something to do with insulin. Also, for some reason it mattered that it was fructose and not sucrose. I don’t remember all the details, but you can look it up for yourself if you doubt me. You have to realize that this wasn’t a simple matter of an unhealthy or unbalanced diet;…

THIS!

Welcome to the Brunette Brigade my friend.

Hey Stephen!!

For fuck’s sake. Surly there are less disgusting ways to avoid getting drafted by the Cleveland Browns.

“If there’s no wine, I swear, I will send Angela to the corner market to get us some. ‘Come to the summit,’ she said. ‘It will be fun,’ she said.”

Angie and the Amazing Technicolour Pantsuit

“You’re the first daughter of the United States, and you’re also an assistant to the president,” the moderator, WirtschaftsWoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel, said. “The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter. I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you…

Sessions was referring to Hawaii. It’s unclear whether or not Sessions knows that Hawaii is one of the fifty states or if he was just being racist.

Does she star in a TV show, a la Lucille Bluth?

I think they look good on elderly French wine-makers, while they’re out inspecting the vines one fine 1960s morning.

And not just any hat, but those abominations? I mean, holy shit. It’s not a fucking Jason Aldean concert.

Bless you for having the patience to break this all down for that fool.