1. Wale-Lahren is one of my favorite rando beefs.

My burner name has been waiting for it’s day to shine!

Drug using Muggles = Druggles

“We cannot dismiss the agency of these women in their compliance with their cultural practices.”

Honestly, I think that EVERY parent should have a talk about firearm safety, whether they own guns or not. With guns being so prevalent, you never know when your child may come into contact with one. I have quite a few guns at my house and a child, and I teach my son gun safety all the time, even with his toy nerf…

The thing that really grinds my corn is that, inevitably, some gun worshipping wingnut will blame the kid/family for not having “proper education in gun safety”, even though they never owned one. Yet, when actual NRA staffers blow holes in themselves at sanctioned safety events, the gun “just went off”.

“Fuck your couch, God!”

Off Topic: RIP Charlie Murphy :(

Jenna Bush is bad on Today but I am more offended by her roving editor (or whateverthefuck) “columns” in Southern Living. Southern Living is like my Bible, and when Jenna says shit like, “I like to wear shorts in summer because it’s hot,” I want to commit murder.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Yes, I know the nuances of what happened but from Jared’s point of view it was a personal attack on his family. I’m not defending him at all - I think he is way more dangerous than Bannon. I’ve attended a few meetings with Jared (a few years ago; before Trump’s run) and he has a very high opinion of himself. He is…

Bannon looks like a guy who bets on the Special Olympics

I guarantee Bannon refers to Kushner as “The Jew”.

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

How does anybody in the real estate industry take him seriously? Or the publishing world?

“So, when you guys are off duty, do you go to Martha’s Vineyard? You make ... what does a poor person make ... $200k a year? Is that right? That feels right.”

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?