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The shooting was located on the public side of security (as is the parking garage with a possible second shooter), the people on the runway are people who already went through to the gate area. The only way the shooter could get to people on the tarmac is to shoot his way through the security checkpoint on a different…

I’m happy for her, Meek was a rusty anchor that would have kept dragging her down, but I pray that the twitter jokes stay jokes and she never has the idea to do a Pink Lemonade.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

I’ll bet he doesn’t even KNOW they’re hollow.

I’m switching this year to:

I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

Except college football!!!

That poor tree. Killed to make about the ugliest Christmas Tree ever.

Someone sounds butt hurt about it

...at least?

The movie would be all about the bullfighter and she’d be played by Emma Stone.

I really thought this would just be a link to Trump’s Twitter account.

If the person behind you is using the tray to say, work on their laptop, then yeah, it kind of sucks and I will ask you to return your seat to its upright position. When you recline it puts the tray back so far that my laptop is practically touching my stomach and I am an average sized person. You can probably sleep…

It’s not just imposing on the knees, it compresses the available space on the tray table. I won’t get into name-calling with you and your boyfriend but I suspect I wouldn’t much care for you if we met.

If someone in front of me fully reclines, my knees have nowhere to go and there is no room to sit my laptop on my tray table, so I deem it to be inconsiderate. Out of kindness to others, I only recline fully if on a long haul flight, aka not a Southwest route.

I just tell people ‘Happy birth-of-God’s-rape-baby-with-a-non-consenting-minor day’. They seem to be fine with ‘Happy Holidays’ after that.