I finally get what the kids these days mean.

Just once I want one of these really really old people to say “Yeah, I drink whiskey neat every night” so I can tell my wife I don’t have a problem, I have a plan.

They are straight-up boudoir photos. Bet your ass people were jerking off to them after they were made and while they were being made.

I’m usually quick to make the “what is art?”-argument about how it’s in the eye of the beholder, and who is to say what has redeeming social value and so on and so forth.

I did this and now feel like vomiting

I’ve also never heard of that guy before and google-imaged him and damn, that made me uncomfortable.

I just looked it up on my phone. Yeah, those should have raised at least one or two red flags.

Dress is Versailles ugly

That would be Emilio Estevez, who kept his original name unlike his father and brothers.

Right?? If that kid is not the spitting image of a young Frank Sinatra then I don’t know what.

No, no, NO! He looks like young Mia!

I know. How did I never see it??

Yeah...I think we’re still pretending he’s Woody Allen’s kid, though.

He can get. it.

There is no way that Woody Allen contributed any DNA. That is all Frank, especially in the eyes.

I admire your optimism that there will still be an America in 2020.

Totally. Also, can we talk about how his first name is actually Satchel? Ummmm, wut? ALSO in my googling found out I am slightly older than he is. For some reason I thought he was much older than I. What a day!

Frank Sinatra is his dad, I would bet my life on it.

Thank you. That is Sinatra’s kid, no doubt!

I have no doubt he’s Sinatra’s kid. Look at him, the proof is in the pudding.