The name tells you all you need to know.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III

america, fuck no :( comin around to ruin the motherfuckin day

On behalf of the state of Alabama, I’m sorry, y’all.

The difference here is the crying aspect is very likely not an emotional response to his injury, or a response from pain. It’s probably the result of a severe concussion. I doubt he has any recollection of the impact or the moments thereafter.

There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

Check out Friday Night Tykes if you have Netflix. Parents of 8ish year olds dealing with concussions but, bewilderingly, sending their kids right back out there. Madness.

Too Much, Girl was everything.

God, yes. Pinkham’s BCO/OTM segment has all but withered away. Sucks, because that shit was the only thing that made Monday morning bearable.

Here ya go:

The weird part is that Taylor Swift was auditioning for the role of Javert.

The novel explicitly says the hotel doesn’t go after Wendy, Duvall’s character, because she is too strong. It goes after Jack because he’s weak. The hotel realises Wendy is a threat, and that’s why it tries to get Jack to kill her. None of this is in the movie, Kubrick turned an interesting, strong female character…

Not to take anything away from the very, very good boy up there but the mannequin challenge has been shut down by this dude here.

This is an Article about dogs, not house trained Alpaca.

my pussy is enough of a gift, tbh

I expected to see lots of hashtags.

#iwasright

I bet he thinks this post is about him

I think her jewelry line is separate from the clothing/footwear/handbag line. This is the bracelet she (er, her VP of Sales) was hawking:

God, I love Alyssa Edwards.

Closer to $11k, but yeah. I assume Trump’s fireside chats will be on QVC.