Little Homie really deserved to make the cut. If only for the nonchalance-ness of it all...and the fact he was nicknamed Little Homie.
WTF Denne?
“After careful review of my cabinet and appointments I have decided to regretfully replace James Comey. His service was exceptional and he will be missed. I wish him the best of luck.” Hillary Clinton, fifteen seconds after removing her hand from the Bible, January 20, 2017
That’s actually an argument I use when I’m phone banking for the Clinton campaign. I remind people that Hillary has never publicly thrown her IT people under the bus; she took responsibility like a boss. We all know what BabyMan Trump would do in the same situation.
Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.
Calling a Hell House a “Christian Haunted House” does a serious disservice to the truth. Haunted Houses are intended to be lighthearted fun. Hell Houses are intended to manipulate children into obedience by subjecting them to psychologically traumatizing threats of eternal agonizing torture.
—and a kid blowing his uncle for beer—
Oh, man. The crazy baptists in my hometown used to do this. I actually went to one in high school thinking it was a legit haunted house. Their evil scenery was much tamer because it was pre-9/11, pre “mass shootings every day” America. They showed some pretty ridiculous shit, like a goth girl listening to Marilyn…
Fuck that shit. Drive to the police station and run inside!
All I’m sayin’ yo.
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Eh, to me, that one sounded more like a “dating horror story” than a “horror story.” Unlike the story about the gay guy who went to a model home near O’Hare to hook up with a probable murderer, it sounded like the decapitation guy had some serious issues with judgment and boundaries, but probably wasn’t going to try…
how is adult babby formed?
Arpad wants the kid to stay put in NYC, so now a judge will decide ... possibly creating a real-life “Sophie’s Choice” for Uma.
I refuse to believe that he’s ever given Ciara an orgasm.
Uhoh? That my dear Bobby is far more ohgodnowhyholysh**nooooooo, than a little Uhoh. 15 minutes of fame is soooooo pre-2010. We live in society that doles out 15 minutes of unabashed love, with an equal 15 minutes of pure seething hatred held in the reserve for massive f**kups like this when people act remotely…
I refuse to believe they are banging now.
