Legally Bland

The attempt on Reagan’s life happened right before I was born. I’ve lived in a world where threats to the lives of our Presidents have been entirely historical and/or fictional.

This needs to be talked about more. I was sexually assaulted when I was 19. I was at a big restaurant with my friends watching the Stanley Cup finals, and my team won. Everyone was thrilled: jumping, hugging, etc. An older man came up and hugged me. As he had me there, he grabbed me forcefully between my legs, and…

I’m trying to think of this stuff as an extinction behavior. When you are trying to train your dog not to steal stuff off the kitchen counter, and you follow your trainer’s instructions and reprimand and redirect the dog every time he/she tries it, there comes a point in the training where your dog gets desperate. …

It’s only problematic in a normal world of logic and reason.

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

These excuses are just crap. Terrible, shameless, disgusting crap.

You might even say, they need to carry this to term.

He looked like a big gorilla prowling the set

This is fairly inconsequential, but: “in totem”?

So interesting how the majority of women immediately picked up on his intentions. I had a mini debate party with my boyfriend (beer and poke bowlzz) and he noticed how bothered I looked while Trump hovered. He laughed at Trump, calling him a creeper and I was like, “He wants to intimidate her. It’s happened to me so…

Trump moved on Hillary like a bitch, and he failed.

This shit for real raised my heart rate just watching it happen. Too many flashbacks to creepy men hovering and invading my personal space.

She also threw in some “this man is testing me, but I’m going to keep it together and destroy him” deep blinking that I have utilized in many a board meeting

This just absolutely has my blood boiling. We’re shitting on Kaine because he spoke the truth too aggressively and praising Pence for confidently, sociopathically lying his ass off. All I’ve gotten from the reaction to this debate is “Truth and fact don’t matter. Lie like your life depends on it. As long as you say it…

Don-descending?

Pence 2020

Slick Pence, Trump the bitchier

This is my favorite:

Pence wise and pound foolish.