Keep raging against that machine, Gaith.

And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore?

You’re referring to the “Half the season you deserve, all the season we could handle” promotion made after the interview with Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland in which they confirmed that season 4 will be a ten-episode season.

No, they didn’t.

It’s arguably not a new graphic novel, but the twelfth & final The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl collection is still the most optimistic & educational comic about eating nuts & kicking butts!

I greatly dislike the shade being thrown at Zack for, you know, daring to critically review this show. Zack is beyond reproach as a Trek reviewer and reading that he “went into this show determined to hate it” is incredibly irritating and insulting. 

Does anyone feel like trying to work through what was going on with android-planet?

Can you point to anything -- a plot element; a line of dialogue; a theme -- that’s identifiably Chabon-like, or even literary or novelistic in any way? If the episodes didn’t have title sequences, could you pick out which ones he wrote?

...That’s the worst possible thing I could say about this show: that it brought back one of my favorite television characters, threatened to kill him forever, and it somehow found a way to make that mean nothing...

Can we all agree that “Oh my God, Michael Chabon” turned out to be a big washout?

-Are Kate and Alice not identical twins? If Jacob doesn’t get involved, just pin it on Alice.

“Teen Beat”? Kanye’s a 42-year-old man. Taylor is 30. The incident that started all this happened in 2009.

In the season 1 finale of Discovery (also directed by Goldsman) there’s a scene where everyone is getting medals. But it’s intercut with an inspirational speech by Burnham, and the blocking is super weird so you can’t tell who is facing whom, and the camera is spinning, and it’s really unclear if it’s supposed to be a…

How would Picard know what Elnor’s been up to for the past three (or so) episodes? It’s not like they’ve been in touch.

No. Billions of comments and no one has ever said a single funny thing, even by accident.

‘I’d be happier if everyone forgot the prequels, Disney movies, TV shows’

If Jugdead has a twin that shows up, I hope he constantly eats hamburgers, is asexual, and is also called Jughead.

not so much. Ok, maybe a little harsh on Baby Driver but it’s weak and the whole “Kevin Spacey grooming a young man” is cringey now.

Baby Driver was not a good movie, and the pod-race scene is to fucking long in an already swollen flick.

As of press time, Tyson was overheard workshopping his “Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar it comes in is round; they should call it Round-tine” material.