it’s weird to me that 95 percent of the time, you’re a thoughtful and intelligent part of this commentariat and then, every so often, you do this Tim Allen bit where having to learn one new concept is just too much for any reasonable person to ask

Damn... I appreciate your pre-air review Joelle, but this probably means no episodic reviews then?

God DAMN these electric sex pants!!

Eilish didn’t really pop on my radar until recently, when everyone starting shitting their pants because she said she’d never heard of Van Halen.

it’s a slow burner, but i like it. i know that every popular thing has its group of haters, but i don’t get the hate for Ellish. at least she’s doing her own thing and clearly singing herself, instead of the sameness of most of pop music these days, with all the singers autotuned into similar-sounding wallpaper.

Every time she calls him “Daddy” my eye twitches in disgust.

Is this is a sequel to that Troy McClure film?

Budding sexuality.

I recall an episode where Jerry got huffy at someone who hit on his gay tablemate right in front of him, feeling insulted that the interloper didn’t even consider that the two of them were an item. Fairly progressive for the mid-90s.

I’ll have you know Friends was plenty diverse.

Them: spent 8 years crafting this ridiculously detailed and time consuming film, making sure they matched shots, framing, characters, the whole shebang.

The recent Chip Zdarsky run on the Howard the Duck comic was great. Though I never read any of the Gerber originals so I don’t have a point of comparison.

Wizard of Oz homages can be really hit and miss, but having the scarecrow represented by a crucified family member in hell getting their eyes chewed by crows? That’s some good Sabrina right there.

Don’t know what’s up with the whole “What college will I get into” stuff. We all know that they end up at the previously unmentioned “Riverdale University”

They already had that with the green doors that could take you to any time or any place, real or imaginary and it wasn’t enough. 

The History of Middle Earth series of books are invaluable in seeing Tolkien’s creative process at work. You rarely get to see it so documented. Such an imagination he had! 

Vicky IS a stone cold fox.

I’m a simple man. You give me a half hour with one and a half chainsaw bears and Tiya Sircar in a yoga outfit, I’m gonna like that half hour.

They wouldn’t see that one either, that’s from 1992.

That date stamp on the bottom corner is clearly from 1993, Sherlock.