The ending was a fight between two cars in a parking garage.

It’s my least favourite Wright thing BY FAR but somehow it’s his best reviewed.  I don’t get it.  There’s a few cool scenes but I felt nothing for any character.  Well except confusion in some cases.

It’s good that we have a replacement Scarlett Johansson lined up for when the main one is permanently cancelled.

Ooh, what you say?

The whole “pagent” was just a front put on by the Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne as a way to meet white girls.

Wasn’t Erin like fourteen when he knocked her up?  Fuck him.

Angourie Rice’s singing did not play as large a part in this show as I was led to believe.

But why male models?

But do we see her vest?

Or she’s a robot.

Okay, so is Dowd just openly trolling now or what?  Justice League was WAY better than this (way better than I thought it would be) and actually a lot more fun than it.  Yet he gave JL a C and claimed it was worse than the Whedon version?  This gets a B?  The action wasn’t even that good!  It didn’t even look good,…

Fuck James Corden.

Fuck James Corden.

Jess is the killer. She was jealous she didn’t get to go to the party in the woods.

Peace and fucking, yeah?

They could probably just end the show.  I think everyone would be fine with that.

You don’t have to keep shitting on the preuels.  Everyone knows what the general opinion of them is.  It’s been twenty years, you’re not winning cool points anymore. 

Mare herself is the killer. The show ends with her declaring “I have commited the perfect crime. For the only person I would never arrest...is myself!”

...and that’s why you always leave a note.

That fourteen year old boy is giving me the oddest feelings.