Kid was pretty obviously a ghost and that’s why there’s no record of him.

Set Bear on him.

Yeah I’m sure nobody at all is working on curing cancer.

She sounds pretty racist.

Maybe it’s a sex thing.

The Snyder Cut was announced, what, a year ago?  Why would they wait until two weeks after its release to cancel New Gods?  Surely they knew Darkseid was in it before now.  Plus New Gods hadn’t even started filming, it would have probably been another two years before it came out, plenty of time between it and JL. …

I hope they get the bastards behind the Game Genie next.

Are ‘Barthood’ and ‘Halloween of Horror’ still considered recent episodes? I remember liking them a lot and thinking “maybe The Simpsons is good again!” but then it was shit again and I gave up. Are there any particular episodes from recent years I’d like if I liked those two?

Put Angela Lansbury in it you cowards.

Sausage?  SAUSAGE?

Can they order an American version of Bob Mortimer?

Shadow didn’t offer him a peanut so it was hard to be sure.

It’s a perfectly cromulent tribute.

Well I couldn’t possibly voice this character...can YOU?

Just a B.  Not even a B+.  Fuck this.

So only men should be allowed to play villains?

Instead of it somehow still being 2021, I wish the show as set in 2028 now and they went full sci-fi: Jughead’s girlfriend is a robot, Archie has bionic eyes, Nana Blossom’s a head in a jar, etc.

I refuse to believe it brings more readers than Expanse reviews would.

Why do we get these recaps instead of actual reviews?

I liked it when Chuck Norris kicked Jeff Jarrett and Jarrett sold it by doing a handstand.