I think this account of Schafer’s struggles getting the game out the door is essential reading.

my man needs to hire John Cleese as his coach

Donkey Doug.

It’s a little strange this purple people-mover was at the show at all

Making my last stop

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

The only poem my dad ever taught me was about small cars:

I want to push back on this a little. It’s not product placement; the car and me driving is an integral part of how I experienced the grieving process and this trip in general.

Exactly why I wanted to take this trip. Cars aren’t just about performance driving or gimmicky features. They are, to me, a place that is truly mine. I can belt every line of a song. I can sit in silence. And I can find things I could never find on foot.

Now that is a wedding crasher.

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

I see a Gruden and I want him painted black

Someone yelled at me to turn off Twitch chat.

Real talk for a second though, this kind of stuff (even if you meant it as a joke) does nothing good for the game’s community as a whole.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

I’m going to take the wayback machine even farther and suggest that NFS: Porsche Unleashed is the best NFS game ever made. Though NFS2SE was pretty awesome, I remember lapping one track ove rand over and over trying to figure out if the GT90 was faster than the McLaren F1 (it wasn’t) and then another track trying to…

My favorite genre of used car is “super normal, everyday car that has suspiciously low miles and is inexplicably in amazing condition.”

My German is rusty.

As are most of my other things.