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I enjoy your hot take.

“Bake him away, toys.”

its just you

I’m solidly on Team Chicken here, but.........that’s more of a stretch than the rubber versions.

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Yes, Chris. We all know that guy. But looking objectively, the guy is a marginal NFL quarterback under the best circumstances. Yeah, sure, he had some success and even pulled off some heroics in the playoffs, when it counts the most. But he comes with so much baggage - the kneeling, the outsized media attention, the…

So too is a Sawzall.

Peter, I live for your articles. Also, I wish every wrencher were as thorough and dedicated to the craft as you are.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)

Wait, what do you mean “issues?”

Bjorn: “Don’t do what I did, son. It’s a racket.”

I am sorry for all involved, and hope the injured people recover quickly.

Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

I heard Lucas might be trying it. They’re well known for their British electrical engineering.

“Unfortunately, we don’t comment on rumors or speculation other than to say that the Rumors album by Fleetwood Mac still holds up,” said an Obsidian spokesperson.

The TIU was suspicious of the match outcomes: it always ended with a Thai.

Nah. We give David a lot of shit, but the guy was (is) an engineer. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the people working the shows from manufacturers are more excited to talk to him than others.

I don’t know why I thought of this immediatly when I saw that, but still.