Nothing like spraying bullets into some water and trees to demonstrate how suitable you are for public office.

As a Missourian I can’t say how elated I am when we hit national news, of any sort. As a PROGRESSIVE Missourian, being able to share this shitstain’s mugshot is the pinnacle of my fucking month.

I have been waiting for Jez to cover this with bated breath! Being a Canadian, I was more than happy to dole out my cash to a brand who started and has stayed headquartered here in Canadaland. Their price point was great and they had some standout products. Alas, I could not even remotely keep up with the skincare…

Thank you for having this conversation with your nephew!! The “friendzone” only exists in the minds of people who live there...because when someone does not reciprocate romantic interest, you have the choice to accept that and stay in their lives on those terms or move on entirely. The people who talk about the…

This is 100% true. I remember thinking the whole time I was being raped, “why isn’t my boyfriend coming to rescue me?” only to discover later that he had purposely left me alone in that hotel room with his friend and took an extra long time to get the food. It’s to the point that 20 years later, I’m more angry with him…

Same experience. I would also add in that I cried during the roller rink episode and really felt something watching Bash come into his own.

I somehow forgot that Kate Nash plays Britannica, and she’s one of my favorite British musicians (her album Made of Bricks is great). She really made me believe the character — and I like how she wasn’t always very likable, too.

I blame the mismanagement, but I also blame the gamers.

My first instinct is if you have trouble sitting next to a woman it’s not the 81 year old woman who has to move, it’s you. Even if the woman isn’t 81, you’re the one who still has to move.

Hey, how about HE can move if he doesn’t want to sit there? For fuck’s sake.

And yet, Seattle is what I call “Progressively Racist” - see they vote all the progressive ways, and then they privately email the schools their children attend and bitch about teachers allowed to wear “Black Lives Matter” shirts and teachers having a dialog about racism:

You are right. Seattle is pretty liberal in a very white way. Don’t strain your elbow patting yourself on the back to hard.

I still don’t understand what the fuck a zaddy is.

Chris Hemsworth as Kevin

It really bums me out. Dragon Age: Origins is what got me playing games. Even their less popular games I have great times with (DA2 and ME:A). I’m actually really sad about it. I hope this isn’t a permanent direction change.

I was really hoping it wouldn’t be another Destiny/Warframe wannabe. Screw multiplayer co-op stuff. I want single player RPG’s. I want some Bioware in my Bioware games!

Jockey skimmies have saved my life in my swamplike summer town.

I wear bike shorts under my dresses in summer. They are tight to my skin, are of the “moisture-wicking” variety. And wearing them prevents the rub. :-)

Valerian opens this July. It will probably be a flop.