Of course he’s waging a trade war in response to Canada’s dairy tariffs. He’s the Commander of Cheese. https://www.politico.com/video/2018/06/06/kellyanne-conway-commander-of-cheese-066275

This is great casting. He did such an amazing job as Spike on Buffy.

“I mean, I’m woke as the next cat...”

No.

So many signs that the chief executive is a cruel bully, even bragged openly about sexually assaulting women. Close associates and subordinates knew he was a big problem. Must always report such instances to authorities again and again even though they look the other way for rich white man. Sad!

Nobody beats the Perlorian Brothers.

Don’t forget having Firefox automatically install add-ons like a USA Network Mr. Robot promotion without the user’s consent in the name of supporting users’ rights!

All coordinate systems are human constructs. That doesn’t make them insignificant. Indeed, the only way anything acquires significance is by someone investing it with significance.

“How to Watch the First Blue Moon in 150 Years”

What you quite explicitly said is that it “no longer exists.” That you later acknowledged that it never did exist only demonstrates that you’re happy to move your own goal posts as it suits you.

Oh please do go on about that time when objectivity existed in public discourse, Professor Habermas.

CPAC and Simon and Schuster: “His disregard for violence and abuse involving precious, fragile thirteen year old boys is intolerable! Not like his dismissal of violence against and exploitation of women, immigrants, non-white people...”

I’m glad YouTube has finally taken Pewnitive measures.

Ridiculous. The ending actually indicates that Rose never survived the sinking in the first place. The entire framing story with Bill Paxton is just a Jacob’s Ladder scenario.

“The duel holes for using a pencil or pen as a stand are a cute design touch.”

Some enterprising pharmaceutical company needs to isolate the key ingredient in this Twitter account and market it as a cure for erections.

The sad thing is that the government has created and tested an effective autism vaccine, but it won’t release it for the public because it causes measles.

“Now wait just a minute. I did NOT rape seven of these fifty-five accusers!”

Fuck Dearborn, Michigan while you’re at it.

Advocate for public funding of childcare, but no one wants your screaming infant in their workplace.

I always imagined what eating one of those was like; there was practically no resistance when he would bite down because nearly everything in the burger would be so soft. I would imagine the soggy pink stain that the patty must have left on each un-grilled bun. I think this guy must have had a death wish.